Here Is The List Of Funny Status For Your Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram Bios(Updated)
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I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.
I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
Theres only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette
If you cant convince her then confuse her
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet.
Dont kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
I wonder what happens when doctors wife eats an apple a day
Am gonna Make my Status.better you too Focus on your Status only
Never laugh at your wifes choices… you’re one of them.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Hmmmm…..Dont copy my status.
My damn phone doesnt allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep streaming, “Low battery, Low battery
Im just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
Im not smart. I just wear glasses.
Here to serve…. the cat overlord.
Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then dont say it.
If you cant convince them, confuse them.
Youre a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz youre basic
Recovering ice cream addict.
Have lots of hair and like ugly things.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
Are you a banker because Id like you to leave me a loan
Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
I wonder what happens when the doctors wife eats an apple a day…
Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem
I shouldnt be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when Im drunk!
In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
Dont get a woman, get a dog… They are loyal and they die sooner.
A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
You’re right. Im NOT perfect. But Im unique!
You’re right. Im NOT perfect. But Im unique!
Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper
I only rap caucasionally.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity
Dont browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.
Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !
Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
Im in shape. Round is a shape isnt it?
Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts.
So study hard and be evil.
So study hard and be evil.
I may be fat, but youre ugly – I can lose weight!
No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
I just need a good Wifi and Wife.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.
Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
Im not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Love is like fart. If you force it, Its probably shit.
White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race.
Im so poor that I cant pay attention in class.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… Hes dreaming too.
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, theyll be a mile away and barefoot.
This is my last Instagram bio ever.
I prefer my puns intended.
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
Im in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… Twice a year.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Not all men are fools, some stay single.
Dont hit kids!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldnt store all this personality.
I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
I ran into my ex today!!! Put it in reverse and did it again!!!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I still don't understand Twitter, but here I am.
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Born to express not to impress.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
Born at a very young age.
I still miss my ex – but guess what? My aim is getting better
BAE: Bacon And Eggs.
I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be I left one million dollars in the…
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
I will go into survival mode if tickled.
Save water, drink beer.
Its very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.
Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk
I put the hot in psychotic.
(more on the way..)
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